Conservative Limerick of the Day–October 21, 2010

To you it comes as no surprise,

That the Tea Party’s ready to rise

But to those in the media,

It’s sure as Wikipedia --

You can never win over those guys!

Conservative Limerick of the Day - May 18, 2010

Richard Blumenthal’s certainly swerved

From his claim in Vietnam he served

Since the Gray Lady’s story

Proved Dick’s moment of glory
Was just from Parris Island observed...

You can hear him make his claim in 2008 on YouTube!

Conservative Limerick of the Day - May 17, 2010

Just one answer offending the judges

Shows Miss USA’s liberal grudges

We think Miss Oklahoma

Deserves a diploma

For speaking her mind with no fudges!

Next time you're in a pageant, try not to say something too conservative... if you want to win!

Conservative Limerick of the Day - May 10, 2010

Prez Obama says kids should be wary

Of devices like his own Blackberry
“I can’t work an iPod,"
Is Obama’s façade
Despite tweets and posts to the contrary!

Find out where our tech-savvy president said he doesn't understand "iPods and iPads and Xboxes and PlayStations...:

Conservative Limerick of the Day - May 6, 2010

Sure, we get why Obama might pause

Before acting on oil spills, because

As a guy with two daughters

Mixing oil and waters

Might seem more “salad dressing” than “cause”…

Oh, it's as good an excuse as any, right?

Conservative Limerick of the Day - May 4, 2010

You don’t need to be A. Conan Doyle

To conclude there’s a problem with oil.

Since the gulf faced its spill,

How long is it until

Barack goes from “low simmer” to "boil"?

Gulf Coast Watches, Waits for Path of Oil Spill...

Conservative Limerick of the Day - May 3, 2010

Just in case you were needing a scare,

Comes the word of a car in Times Square

Filled with gas and propane

Left by someone insane
To remind us to always beware!

From the WSJ:  What Would’ve Happened If the Times Square Bomb Detonated?